Updates
Friday, August 18, 2006
Juz been thru one of my work crisis.
Lost one of e important documents.
But dunno whether itz me e one who loss it.
Anyway, mistakes done, apologies made.
So hopefully, bygones be bygones.
I have decided to give in to everything possible.
Coz thy/my love is deep, core deep.
Might say somethings painful,
Sorry nvr meant it tat way.
Saw a email today.
Interesting.
Will post it.
Tempted to change phone.
Tempted to play WoW.
Sorry can't attend friend's bday.
Sorry for pain i caused.
Sorry to baby.
Sorry for not livin my life to the fullest.
Glad i still have baby.
Glad i still can smile.
Glad of possiblities ahead.
Glad of being alive.
Need to take license.
Need to earn more money.
Need to make baby happy.
Need to be positive.
Anyway,
Here's e mail:
> > The Guys' Rules
> >
> > At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
> > down.
> > Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit,
> > it's pretty good.)
> >
> > We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
> >
> > Now here are the rules from the male side.
> >
> > These are our rules!
> >
> > Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON
> > PURPOSE!
> >
> > 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
> >
> > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
> > If it's up, put it down
> > We need it up, you need it down You don't hear us
> > complaining about you leaving it down.
> >
> > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the
> > changing of the tides. Let it be.
> >
> > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport And no, we are never
> > going to think of it that way.
> >
> > 1. Crying is blackmail.
> >
> > 1. Ask for what you want.
> > Let us be clear on this one:
> > Subtle hints do not work!
> > Strong hints do not work!
> > Obvious hints do not work!
> > Just say it!
> >
> > 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to
> > almost every question.
> >
> > 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help
> > solving it. That's what we do.
> > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> >
> > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
> > See a doctor.
> >
> > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
> > an argument.
> > In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
> > Days.
> >
> >
> > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
> > girls,
> > don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
> >
> > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
> > ask us.
> >
> > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
> > and one
> > of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
> > other one.
> >
> > 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us
> > how you want it done.
> > Not both.
> > If you already know best how to do it, just do it
> > yourself.
> >
> > 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have
> > to say during commercials.
> >
> > 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
> > neither do we.
> >
> > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
> > default settings.
> > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin
> > is also a fruit.
> > We have no idea what mauve is.
> >
> > 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
> >
> > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
> > We will act like nothing's wrong.
> > We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
> > hassle.
> >
> > 1 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer
> > to,
> > Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
> >
> > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
> > you wear Is fine...Really
> >
> > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
> > are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the
> > shotgun formation, or golf.
> >
> > 1. You have enough clothes.
> >
> > 1. You have too many shoes.
> >
> > 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
> >
> > 1. Thank you for reading this.
> > Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
> >
> > But did you know men really don't mind that? It's
> > like camping.
> >
> > Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a
> > laugh.
> > Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them
> > a CLUE!!!
Lost one of e important documents.
But dunno whether itz me e one who loss it.
Anyway, mistakes done, apologies made.
So hopefully, bygones be bygones.
I have decided to give in to everything possible.
Coz thy/my love is deep, core deep.
Might say somethings painful,
Sorry nvr meant it tat way.
Saw a email today.
Interesting.
Will post it.
Tempted to change phone.
Tempted to play WoW.
Sorry can't attend friend's bday.
Sorry for pain i caused.
Sorry to baby.
Sorry for not livin my life to the fullest.
Glad i still have baby.
Glad i still can smile.
Glad of possiblities ahead.
Glad of being alive.
Need to take license.
Need to earn more money.
Need to make baby happy.
Need to be positive.
Anyway,
Here's e mail:
> > The Guys' Rules
> >
> > At last a guy has taken the time to write this all
> > down.
> > Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit,
> > it's pretty good.)
> >
> > We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
> >
> > Now here are the rules from the male side.
> >
> > These are our rules!
> >
> > Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON
> > PURPOSE!
> >
> > 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
> >
> > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
> > If it's up, put it down
> > We need it up, you need it down You don't hear us
> > complaining about you leaving it down.
> >
> > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the
> > changing of the tides. Let it be.
> >
> > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport And no, we are never
> > going to think of it that way.
> >
> > 1. Crying is blackmail.
> >
> > 1. Ask for what you want.
> > Let us be clear on this one:
> > Subtle hints do not work!
> > Strong hints do not work!
> > Obvious hints do not work!
> > Just say it!
> >
> > 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to
> > almost every question.
> >
> > 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help
> > solving it. That's what we do.
> > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> >
> > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
> > See a doctor.
> >
> > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in
> > an argument.
> > In fact, all comments become null and void after 7
> > Days.
> >
> >
> > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
> > girls,
> > don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
> >
> > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
> > ask us.
> >
> > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
> > and one
> > of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
> > other one.
> >
> > 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us
> > how you want it done.
> > Not both.
> > If you already know best how to do it, just do it
> > yourself.
> >
> > 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have
> > to say during commercials.
> >
> > 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
> > neither do we.
> >
> > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
> > default settings.
> > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin
> > is also a fruit.
> > We have no idea what mauve is.
> >
> > 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
> >
> > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
> > We will act like nothing's wrong.
> > We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
> > hassle.
> >
> > 1 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer
> > to,
> > Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
> >
> > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything
> > you wear Is fine...Really
> >
> > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you
> > are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the
> > shotgun formation, or golf.
> >
> > 1. You have enough clothes.
> >
> > 1. You have too many shoes.
> >
> > 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
> >
> > 1. Thank you for reading this.
> > Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
> >
> > But did you know men really don't mind that? It's
> > like camping.
> >
> > Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a
> > laugh.
> > Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them
> > a CLUE!!!
